Azande Warrior Bio:
The Azande are an ethnic group in central Africa, primarily in what is now South Sudan, the DR of the Congo, and the Central African Republic. The word Azande means 'the people who possess much land' in their native language, which they call Pazande. Azande warriors often grow up hunting, although they have little formal military training, coming off of the tribal nature of the Zandes. This is crucial; the Azandes have hunting experience but no formal training. The Azande are a mix of agricultural and hunting; they mostly grow maize, rice, peanuts, sesame, cassava and sweet potatoes. They are warriors though; they are well known for raiding other tribes to gain resources. To give them a factor of psychological warfare, they would file their teeth and act like cannibals to scare the enemy. They also chant 'nyam-nyam', a phrase meaning 'great eaters'. Azande religion is a mix of Christianity and animism; they also follow the ideas of witchcraft and magic.
Long Range:
Botto & Pima
Pima on the left, Botto on right. |
Mid Range:
Makrigga
Makrigga. |
If you got impaled with this and someone pulled it out...
Close Range:
Makraka
Makraka. |
Yes, that was completely intended in the design. The Azande's prized their weapons as part of their manhood and symbolized that on their weapons.
Special Weapon:
The Kpinga. |
What? You thought I would leave out this, of anything? This is, also with the Makrigga, the iconic Azande weapon. This is a large thorwing knife; and it had 3 blades. If you dodged one, you had another 2 hitting you. The handle was mad eout of plant fiber, but could still kill you. The weapon could be thrown overhand to really kill the back or sideways to incapacitate. It was 21 inches long and weighed 3.5 pounds. It was regarded as pretty important in Azande culture; Kpingas were part of marriage prices given to men. Those are basically, I give you stuff and you marry my daughter. It also bears a resemblance to a... body part...
Zande armor. |
Body Armor:
Oh...So close. The Azande warriors have no body armor. They have a large loinclth, a nice pair of sandals, and a ceremonial headdress. Not exactly battle armor; they will get points for freedom of the senses, but that's it. Except the headdress; that looks like some form of a helmet. Then again, it is a ceremonial headdress for god's sake. This is the Azande's weak point.
Shields:
Ah. Here we go.
The Zande shield, the Kube. |
Variables:
Mobility: Azande weapons are rather light, and they are not hindered by armor. However, they are somewhat limited by the Kube. They will be about as fast as the Aztec.
Loyalty: Not as good. While tribesmen are naturally loyal, people can rebel against a lack of central government. It won't happen often though; the situation does not really assist disloyalty. Also. they are bound by religion in the case of some instancesChristianity, so that helps.
Experience: Not bad here. From a lifetime of hunting to a adulthood of warfare they Azande are very experienced. The only thing limiting them is a lack of experience against military professionals.
Training: This is crucial; the Azandes have extremely little formal training. They could be taught by an elder or parent, but they are not organized and therefore have no system of official training. If nothing else, this will hurt them.
Tactics: Most of the time, Azande warriors fought in a way of throwing the knife, and then charging with the spear and shield. It worked; but it's not very adaptable. The two are rather even, but the Aztecs have a big advantage of training.
Psycological Warfare: Azande's are masters of this. First, they sharpened their teeth to look like cannibals. Second, they yelled a battle-cry that scared their opponent, although it is lost on the language barrier. Third, they, when out of formation just charged their opponent head on. This will scare them.
Hey man loving the Zande profile, though it seems that Deadliest Warrior got it right for the most part.
ReplyDeleteIt certainly seems that the Aztec is going to win, but the Azande will surely go down fighting!
This is great! I'm really glad to see that the blogging scene is still alive and well.
ReplyDeleteOh sorry I forgot to do my edges:
ReplyDeleteLong Range: Botto and Pina vs. Atlatl :
Going with the Atlatl here for many reasons. The cotton armor of the jaguar is going to provide protection to the Botto while the shield is going to provide little for the Atlalt. There is also the factor that it takes 3 hours for the poison to work, which helps limits it effectiveness in fights.
Edge Aztecs
Mid Range:
I do have some doubts about plate armor penetration; Weapons Master's did quite a lot of tests of Aztec weapons against plate armor and things did not look good for the Aztecs. Nonetheless the Aztec spear is a formidable weapon however I gotta go with the Makriga. Near gaurented instant kill and can be used with shield-men covering you.
Edge Azande
Close range: Zande gets this again. The Aztecs got a much better addition then on the show however I still trust a club less then a knife, particularly one so skilled at hacking as the Makara.
Edge Azande.
Special: Macquitahl vs. thrown **** blades? I congratulate you on a hard comparison sir. Ultimately going with the hand held weapon that can probably bypass Zande armor/shield with little difficulty, though many kills are going to be seen from both sides on this edge
Edge Aztec
Body Armor : well this is obvious
Edge Aztec
Shield: However the Zande do much better here as the Kube will cover much more , stopping many more blows. Besides a primary purpose of the Aztec shields was a status symbol which isn't going to help here.
Edge Zande
Mobility: Based on what you said, this will be a slight Aztec edge as their shield doesn't inhibit movements. However I don't think this edge will be game breaking
Edge Aztec
Loyalty: I don't think this is going to occur often in the match but the Aztec are more loyal.
Edge Aztec
Experience : military professionalism of the Aztecs take it.
Edge Aztec
Training: Major edge Aztec, for they possess much more training then Zande.
Edge Aztec
Tactics: Both sets of tactics are fairly standard in my view, and neither side really gets this.
Psychology Warfare:
However the Zande and their ***** weapons takes this fairly handidly, I think they will intimidate even the Aztecs.
Edge Zande
All in all a close reversal of Deadliest Warrior’s result, with the better training the Aztecs got winning the day, along with the cotton armor and more effective Long Range.
sorry if its short, don't know much about these two to say
Also finished Azula vs. Marek and putting up Batman vs. Kratos soon
ReplyDeletelooking awesome. Good research and fun in the writing. awesome. There is only one small problem. In both profiles, I got the impression that you will let the aztec win because of the lack of azande training
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